Running the pig farm

A term used for a person who exclusively pursued romantic or sexual relationships with law enforcement officers.

Have you heard from Becky?
No, she’s really been running the pig farm lately.

by justjokeshere August 13, 2022

Highway runs

When you’re on a road trip and you experience diarrhea because of all the gas station food you eat.

Kevin got the highway runs on our road trip to Arizona.

by Papa Kryn June 28, 2021

hog run

When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.

Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”

by Ghana_Ghana_Ghana December 03, 2017

Run the Bull

Doing a girl from behind while making snort noises like a bull, and pointing your fingers in front of her head to look like horns.

Dude, I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She was on all fours, so naturally I assumed she wanted me to Run the Bull.

by Frito Pie May 29, 2021

The Rutland Run

When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.

Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.

“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”

“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”

by spaceman420urdog March 23, 2024

running from your problems

The best thing to do one facing confrontation

Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.

And that a exmple of running from your problems if your

antisocial

by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018

Running Wrangler

Another definition for diarrhea.

Origin comes from the joke, "Diarrhea runs in your jeans." And Wranglers are a type of Jeans.

I've got a case of the Running Wrangler. Maybe it was that gas station sushi.

by Wizingwizard October 24, 2022