Boz Michael is what you would call a person who looks like a Michael, which is the greatest insult in the persian language. Michaels are considered to be pussies and people who are too stupid to keep alive. Michaels like dick.
by Badbaxt May 01, 2023
A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
by Edubz October 06, 2017
Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
by The spontaneous chick February 04, 2018
he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked
by rodcav November 23, 2021
A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.
by FriendGroupDefinitions November 23, 2023
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”
“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
by PhantomCummer April 09, 2024
Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022