Shot and creamed

to be shot with a weapon or sorts and ejaculated on.

“chris’s grandma got shot and creamed”

by sssamoanfartknocker3000 October 17, 2022

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

shrimp cream

Jizz

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.

by Skruse January 15, 2014

cream

wtf I just wanted to look up the definition for cream on urban dictionary but all I get is Wu-Tang clan references somebody help

C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan is really good,
too bad I can't cream at how good this song is
because I'm in school

by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021

science cream

when you start to cream because of science

I just made some science cream and she likes it.

by creamy bill nye the science February 27, 2023