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Num bumming

The Act of Num bumming/ getting Num Bummed by a Num Bummer. Is the process of taking 3 or more fingers onto a (preferably guy's) Rectum and making it numb
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that "frank" got a Num Bumming by "charlie"
Person 2: Dang he must've got a one fat ass
by SukhpreetRunsBrampton September 21, 2023
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Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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bum

heehee 🤭
"bum, TEEHEE"
by ells_x0xo September 30, 2023
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door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
by ZER21 October 5, 2023
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Scum bum

When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.
Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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horny bum

Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.
He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum
by stargal415 January 6, 2020
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Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.
by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020
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