What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

A very attractive bald woman.
The "potato" part of the name is in reference to the smoothness and shape of her bald head.
The "potato" part of the name is in reference to the smoothness and shape of her bald head.
by GlazeDiver December 30, 2024

A person who usually has fat tighs gets fat pussy and has no life , he will find himself beating his meat evreyday to tic tok people with these names usually have stripper moms
by Cubbsha November 17, 2019

by 2017leeee December 18, 2023

A 6' 2" closeted Bulgarian man that looks like a pale version of Gumby. He lifts weights to compensate for his love for twinks whose fake names start with a K.
He received too much love from his mother growing up and now tries to find that type of love from other women. He was successful once, but the girl was Indian so he wasn't into it. Well, he was, but he couldn't let his boyfriend Isaac know that he was.
He replaced her with another twink named Andrew who also happened to be Indian and loves makeup filters on snapchat.
However, this replacement could never replace his true love - the shy, gay kid in his English class. He and his friends made fun of him, but deep down he just yearns for his delicate touch. Every time his super inclusive English teacher talks about LGBT matters, Angel slowly peers at this shy boy, envisioning a future that could've been.
He received too much love from his mother growing up and now tries to find that type of love from other women. He was successful once, but the girl was Indian so he wasn't into it. Well, he was, but he couldn't let his boyfriend Isaac know that he was.
He replaced her with another twink named Andrew who also happened to be Indian and loves makeup filters on snapchat.
However, this replacement could never replace his true love - the shy, gay kid in his English class. He and his friends made fun of him, but deep down he just yearns for his delicate touch. Every time his super inclusive English teacher talks about LGBT matters, Angel slowly peers at this shy boy, envisioning a future that could've been.
Angel was dick riding Isaac, but couldn't bare to look at his face because he looked like a homeless dog with rabies.
by gumbylover6969 August 22, 2022
