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two potato

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
by twopot8o September 12, 2016
mugGet the two potatomug.

Potato

Life

the

only

reason

to

exist
And

Is
Best
Thing
To
Grace
The
Earth
Potato is life potato is all
by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
mugGet the poser potatomug.

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
mugGet the Salt my potatoesmug.

potato wanker

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"
by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022
mugGet the potato wankermug.

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)
"Baby you're such a toast potato."
by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021
mugGet the Toast Potatomug.

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔
#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
by Burntpotato June 18, 2018
mugGet the Burnt potatomug.

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