"i want two potato"
"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
by twopot8o September 12, 2016

Potato is life potato is all
by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY
2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
by Burntpotato June 18, 2018
