crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

cracking

fucking. as in to "crack open" a guy or gal

"how do you know her?"
"oh, i cracked her."

"on god im cracking that twink"

by emubirb July 16, 2025

Cracked

Termed used for if a female has been fucked or not.

“Just ask the girls i cracked”

by Nickfucker October 18, 2023

Foolish dirty crack head

it means acting like a dinosaur in kid stores and knocking items off the shelf or just suffocating yourself with fruit roll ups,
The Most crack heads lurk the website called “tiktok”

Shut up ugly Foolish dirty crack head

by Jafakliem hiel May 15, 2021

crack pop

Music made for the soul purpose of being catchy enough to make it on the radio, usually grouped with bad lyrics and the same exact background music as every other crack pop song. Example: Taylor Swift's Shake It Off/Katy Perry's Firework

Did you hear T-Swift put out a new album?

Yeah, its all crack pop, though.

by ToxicStitches113 May 8, 2019

CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!

OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021