Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025

Sack Dragon

Penis

Suck my sack dragon.

by Buzz Richter October 5, 2020

dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

fire dragon

a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose

“my boyfriend fire dragon me

so hard last night”

by Anonymous” September 8, 2021

Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body

Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man

by SEX NIG July 14, 2019

Doanville Dragon

When performing cunnilingus, the performer seals their lips to their mouth to the receivers vaginal lips then steadily blows air inside the vagina. The female then bellows out in pain sounding like a dragon whilst releasing a vaginal queef. Place of origin Doanville, Ohio.

I got bored with the daily routine, so I turned her into the Doanville Dragon.

by BigWhiteChicken January 17, 2024

Dragon Knight'd

That moment when Valve decided to license an anime about some dude who isn't even dragon knight yet.

Reminder that years ago we could've gotten a TF2 show if it isn't for Valve's unprofessionalism.

"and its about fucking dragon knight but he isnt even dragon knight yet so he's Some Guy"
"get dragon knight'd"

by Slabvolvo February 16, 2021