potato delight

A noxious substance that often causes cancer, or aggressive face punching odors.

A friend of mine was examining my rectum. And may or may not have found some potato delight.

by Jeff4206996 September 4, 2023

Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit

"That guy is a potato"

by Youxoli June 29, 2020

Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY

OMG IM SUCH A POTATO

by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018

Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.

I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!

by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015