beer nuts

What happens to a man when he spills a beer on his crotch.

Bob got a severe case of the beer nuts leaving the party with a roadie when he saw the red and blue lights behind him.

by thunderhead April 2, 2007

sag nuts

1)When the nuts of a man start to sag because he is getting to old to have nice none saggy nuts
2)When your ex-boyfriend starts going out with your bestfriend, this man is sag nuts.

Jamie-You wouldnt believe what just happened
Lauren-What? Tell me!
Jamie-My ex-boyfriend and my best friend are together.
Lauren-O my gosh, what a sag nuts

by fly_by August 11, 2008

deez nuts

what came in the mail today

Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!

by s22jjames January 16, 2019

Nair Nuts

An ailment afflicted upon those who leave Nair Hair Removal products on their testicles to long. It often involves burning, itching, and general discomfort in the groin area.

Geez, I left that Nair on my balls for six minutes, I was only supposed to leave it on for one! Now I've got Nair Nuts...

by CMACBCADET April 17, 2009

Rusty Nut

The consequence of sexual intercourse with a rusty exhaust pipe.

Tim got a rusty nut when he backed up on his '96 Chevy.

by ilrein April 3, 2011

Deez Nuts

~ When you Look down between your legs and see a boulder ~

Guess what came in the Mail today?
Deez Nuts!
Ha Got it!
Ha Got it!
Hahaha!

by yomummy June 22, 2015

nut busted

When your GF catches you spanking it.

My drunk ass girlfriend fell asleep so I started jerking it and she nut busted me, I told her to get the fuck out and let me finish.

by racer76916 November 26, 2009