i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

Soul Bird

Some people attribute serious physical diseases to loss of soul and therefore perform rituals to call on the Soul Bird to bring the soul back into the sick person.

Forget the doctor, I need the Soul Bird.

by MrActuary June 17, 2021

Bird

Nickname for mans penis

My bird is hard as a rock. You kicked me right in the bird.

by Thakemist June 17, 2021

Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.

Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.

by SassySammie June 18, 2021

bird

EREN YEAGER

whos bird?
weeb:EREN YEAGER TATAKAE

by cacashrekshusbundo June 22, 2021

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Bird

The best mush bird in Portsmouth.

Have you seen that immy girl she’s Portsmouth’s biggest mush bird

by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021