Rock Crusader

A person who supports the Rock Crusade movement, generally a mosher, punk, emo, etc, someone who likes Rock music in general. Started my a mysterious and dashing young rocker from Berkshire. Members of the movements call themselves "Rock Crusaders". Often seen wearing black t-shirts sporting the slogan and guitar motif of the movement.

I like your rock crusader t-shirt

by Rock Crusader General July 23, 2006

table rocked

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.

Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.

Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.

"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"

by A2 Chaffee January 10, 2008

Math Rock

A term coined by @trans_zero on Twitter, meaning crack cocaine so high quality it will take tons of math to figure out how much you’ll make selling it.

Damn, Chris started selling math rock a week ago, he’s still doing the math on his first sale

by Lexiiiiii_ June 24, 2021

Whine rock

Every song REM or Michael Stipe ever sang.

Person A: oh I love this song

(“Myeh Myeh Myevery Booody hurts” plays on the radio)
Person B: Don’t ear rape me with your bull shit Whine Rock.

by Savior of the night October 20, 2018

Rocked Up

When you’re drunk off your ass

Person: “I’m only going to have one drink”

Other Person: “You’re going to get rocked up”

by Hcamp July 10, 2018

Rock This Town

Well my baby and me went out late Saturday night

I had my hair piled high and my baby just looks so right

Well, pick you up at ten got to have you home by two,

Mama don't know what I've got in store for you

Well that's alright 'cause we're looking as cool as can be

Well we found a little place that really didn't look half bad

I'll have a whiskey on the rocks and change of a dollar for the jukebox

Well, I put a quarter right into that can, but all it played was disco man

C'mon pretty baby, let's get outta here right away

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Let's rock, rock, rock man rock, rock

We're gonna rock till we pop, we're gonna roll till we drop

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

Well we're having a ball just bopping on the big dance floor

Well there's a real square cat he looks nineteen seventy four

Well, you look at me once, you look at me twice,

You look at me again there's gonna be a fight

We're gonna rock this town, we're gonna rip this place apart

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Let's rock, rock, rock man rock, rock

We're gonna rock till we pop, We're gonna roll till we drop

We're gonna rock this town, rock this place apart

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Let's rock, rock, rock man rock, rock

We're gonna rock till we pop, We're gonna roll till we drop

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Molly Rock

When someone is so high off a drug (in this case molly) they begin to either side to side or back and forth. Usually a peaceful motion.

Yeah bro, I got so high I started Molly Rocking the other day.

by Annorlunda February 9, 2022