ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021

Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO

man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

Short Potatoe

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️

Lol I'm a short Potatoe

by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 18, 2018

potato

Synonym for chonkers, chubby or chunky.

At 13, this little "potato" is one of the oldest hyrax in the AZA Association of Zoos & Aquariums.

by WicketRock November 12, 2021

Potato

Slang for a member of the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

"Wait, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."

by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020

potato delight

A noxious substance that often causes cancer, or aggressive face punching odors.

A friend of mine was examining my rectum. And may or may not have found some potato delight.

by Jeff4206996 September 4, 2023

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021