1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad

hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit

by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023

Potato

1. The greatest plant tuber ever created by nature. Many food contains it and becomes people's delicacy.
2. (Slang) A brown-skinned person who acts like East or/and SE Asian.
(Note that I'm not a racist though I've posted some slurs to share my knowledge)

A : What would you call a Mexican who reads manga, watches anime, eats Chinese food, listens to K-POP, supports Thai and Chinese stars/idols?
B : A potato?
A : Correct!

by Shiine-1 April 7, 2022

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024