National fuck a mechanic day

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced

It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day

by BigWrenchGoClick April 7, 2021

National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019

scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.

“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!

by hahshahs October 3, 2021

National double tap day

On December 6 you shall double tap a girlfriend or whatever

It’s national double tap day

by Flexgod 456 December 5, 2019

National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass

Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby

by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019

National Thigh pic day

January 14th is National thigh pic day is where a best friend lover ext is obligated to send a picture of their thighs to you.

You: hey! Did you know it’s Jan 14th also known as national thigh pic day?
Them: no I didn’t! Here’s a picture of thighs enjoy!

by That_thigh_guy January 11, 2022

National Harry styles day

February 1 is national Harry styles day. It’s lit the birthday of an amazing human being like it deserves a day to its own.

❤️❤️❤️I LOVE YOU HARRY❤️❤️❤️

“Omg tomorrow is feb 1, it’s National Harry styles day!!❤️❤️“

by #1fanofharry February 1, 2022