shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

shit office

A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.

There is no such thing as a shit office Thomas!

by aren55555 December 2, 2010

Mondo-shit

A thin sheet of bright green diarrhea coating in side a toilet bowl after take a long hard shit

Damn I hand to take a mondo-shit

by Uncle rosco July 5, 2018

dire shits

Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.

by Piowl September 7, 2014

shitting ourselves

A term indicating that one's anxiety, fear or laughter has risen to the extent that one is no longer able to control their bowels and therefore releases them.

''The teacher came down the hallway and we were shitting ourselves because we knew he was going to start giving out''

''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''

by Mekko September 29, 2009

phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Ops shit

“Ops” being short for “operations”, these tasks consist of the hardest of labor imaginable. Such as but not limited to; stocking a crawl space, cleaning dip n dots goo, building hand sanitizer stations with your bare hands, dealing with media team bullshit, and working with anything involving trash. If it sucks, the ops team does it. Benefits to doing Ops shit is the massive amounts of poon you get and your drinking ability is maximized by 115%.

Hot chick: how do you guys work 90 hours a week in the dead heat and still find time to drink every night?

Ops squad: that’s just ops shit babe

by ClarkTheLark November 30, 2021