“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”
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Boss: Man sometimes I miss being the neon ninja
Boss: Man sometimes I miss being the neon ninja
by BDZteel March 13, 2026
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It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
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i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
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i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
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i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
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