michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin
yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9
by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019
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Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.
Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!
by Purplething324 October 19, 2019
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Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023
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michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.
by Michael Millward February 13, 2018
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michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
That boy is such a michael heavens
by The spontaneous chick February 04, 2018
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michael larrahondo

he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked
by rodcav November 23, 2021
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Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.
I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?
by FriendGroupDefinitions November 23, 2023
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