Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

The GOAT. Best guy you ever know. And can be Very stupid some times. Professional basketball player. Tall. Nothing more to say mic drop

Michael is a cool dude

by dude of coolness 69 March 19, 2022

Michaeling

When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.

Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!

by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022

Michael

The nigga

Michael is a nigga

by Daddy19534 March 24, 2022

Michael jackson

That one singer who would always say "HeEhEe" at any random point in his songs
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme

Michael Jackson HEEHEE

by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022

Michael

Very gay one with the only nanoest of shlongs yes

That man’s a Michael

by IronKing7340 March 27, 2022

Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude

"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull

by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 28, 2022