Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol
by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021
Get the Michael, tremendous manmug. A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020
Get the Michael Andrewsmug. March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
by R/gallop March 12, 2022
Get the National Michael daymug. "Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
Get the Creamy Michaelmug. -God. Not a. THE.
There's only ONE Michael Aderman.
-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.
-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.
- Daddy
-"It is what it is" personified.
- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
There's only ONE Michael Aderman.
-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.
-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.
- Daddy
-"It is what it is" personified.
- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.
What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.
Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.
Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023
Get the Michael adermanmug. A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.
by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023
Get the Michael Wmug.