Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

by SawyersRus December 30, 2023

CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)

“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”

by oopsiezs January 07, 2025

Hair Foils

Sheets of foil that are in hair to make it curl

I had prom tonight, so earlier I went to the salon to put my hair in hair foils.

by SanjaysAdmirer June 21, 2019

Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.

“Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut”

by McKenna Dowling October 28, 2018

Red haired bissexual

Mentally unstable female

X: Her hair looks so cool

Y: she’s just a mentally unstable red haired bissexual

X: yeah makes sense

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 11, 2025

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 04, 2024