big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

Bum

- Broke Unemployed Man.

a broke and unemployed man is a Bum

by Jgmsd December 4, 2020

Cyber bum

A person who faithfully ask others for money all the time on social media

Hey do you have cash app???? FUCK OUT MY INBOX CYBER BUM

by EastSideCapo June 9, 2021

Bum hole

Bo is the biggest bum hole ever when u want to talk she’s like idc and it’s really bum hole like uno and tbh sometime u just want to head but her

Fuxk off bo stope being bum holey

by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020

Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

fucking bum face

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering

Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face

by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023