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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
mugGet the big telly pokey bum wankmug.

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose
by KcnDave September 8, 2023
mugGet the Up ya bum with a rubber thumbmug.

Bum

a broke and unemployed man is a Bum
by Jgmsd December 4, 2020
mugGet the Bummug.

Cyber bum

A person who faithfully ask others for money all the time on social media
Hey do you have cash app???? FUCK OUT MY INBOX CYBER BUM
by EastSideCapo June 9, 2021
mugGet the Cyber bummug.

Bum hole

Bo is the biggest bum hole ever when u want to talk she’s like idc and it’s really bum hole like uno and tbh sometime u just want to head but her
Fuxk off bo stope being bum holey
by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020
mugGet the Bum holemug.

Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead
I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time
by Tetra01 December 21, 2023
mugGet the Squeaky Bum Timemug.

fucking bum face

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering
Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face
by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023
mugGet the fucking bum facemug.

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