Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023

Wet Brush

When you put toothpaste on your partner's asshole and eat them out.

Girl: Oh my god! Last night my boyfriend gave me a wet brush! I can still feel the toothpaste!

by Arctician March 1, 2022

Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025

Wet

Getting extremely good RNG in a medieval clicker game called Runescape.

"Wow, I just got 3 archer rings in 20 KC at dags, I'm so wet right now"

by BigIron Doo July 5, 2022

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007

Ok wet

“Ok cool” or “okie dokie”
Acknowledging something is going to happen

Girl 1: I’ll let you know what’s happening when I get my schedule
Girl 2: ok wet

by IreneAlrinAkenna December 10, 2018