potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries

guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick

by zeruela June 10, 2025

Potato Chips

a thin slice of potato made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and eaten as a snack.
In the UK and Ireland they're called crisps.

"Can I get an order please"
"Sure, What is your order?"
"A vegetable salad with a side of potato chips"
"Got it!"

by titandestroyer6000 April 28, 2024

Undercooked potato

Meaning someone looks like total sh!t

Dang McKenzie , I look like an undercooked potato today !

by @kenzleigh November 6, 2016

Potato

Something so fucking hot it's a god

Im fucking hawt HAWT POTATO HAWT POTAO

by ~~ Uranus ~~ July 28, 2018

Alrighty potato

A motivational sentence, to get on with a task.

Finishing a job, going on to the next "alrighty potato, time to do the dishes"

by Jordonwilliam July 16, 2022

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018

1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020