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Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.
Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."
by nyc345 August 16, 2023
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Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.
"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"
by Smc43 June 16, 2022
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Hogan Shits

The infamous time of day 15 minutes after eating at Duquesne University's dining hall. These vicious turds are unlike any other and will leave you on your knees begging for mercy.
Guy: Yooo why are you taking a shit again? That's the third time today!
Me: Hogan Shits, man
by cloudythrone August 30, 2022
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Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.
Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*
by The grandma master November 15, 2020
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Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.
"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".
by XL43 November 23, 2020
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jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park
MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’
by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021
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Shit Particles

Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.
by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021
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