virgin rock

rock that only 7th and 8th grade children and 30 year old virgins listens to that was cool 20 years ago.

"god damn will Erik turn that green day off already?"
"he has been listening to virgin rock all day"

by rpfrespect May 8, 2014

classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.

"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."

by floydiac9 October 18, 2009

Rock Boredom

The level of boredom that is so extreme, you begin doing things that are entirely shameful and embarrassing. Sounds the same as "Rock bottom" in a Jersey accent, anyway.

You've officially hit rock boredom, buddy.

by AlgernonFTW October 15, 2010

Whine rock

Every song REM or Michael Stipe ever sang.

Person A: oh I love this song

(“Myeh Myeh Myevery Booody hurts” plays on the radio)
Person B: Don’t ear rape me with your bull shit Whine Rock.

by Savior of the night October 20, 2018

Rocked Up

When you’re drunk off your ass

Person: “I’m only going to have one drink”

Other Person: “You’re going to get rocked up”

by Hcamp July 10, 2018

Rock This Town

Well my baby and me went out late Saturday night

I had my hair piled high and my baby just looks so right

Well, pick you up at ten got to have you home by two,

Mama don't know what I've got in store for you

Well that's alright 'cause we're looking as cool as can be

Well we found a little place that really didn't look half bad

I'll have a whiskey on the rocks and change of a dollar for the jukebox

Well, I put a quarter right into that can, but all it played was disco man

C'mon pretty baby, let's get outta here right away

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Let's rock, rock, rock man rock, rock

We're gonna rock till we pop, we're gonna roll till we drop

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

Well we're having a ball just bopping on the big dance floor

Well there's a real square cat he looks nineteen seventy four

Well, you look at me once, you look at me twice,

You look at me again there's gonna be a fight

We're gonna rock this town, we're gonna rip this place apart

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Let's rock, rock, rock man rock, rock

We're gonna rock till we pop, We're gonna roll till we drop

We're gonna rock this town, rock this place apart

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Let's rock, rock, rock man rock, rock

We're gonna rock till we pop, We're gonna roll till we drop

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Math Rock

A term coined by @trans_zero on Twitter, meaning crack cocaine so high quality it will take tons of math to figure out how much you’ll make selling it.

Damn, Chris started selling math rock a week ago, he’s still doing the math on his first sale

by Lexiiiiii_ June 24, 2021