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Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.
Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.
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National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!
If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.
Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.
National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!
If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.
Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.
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Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??
Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??
Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'
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