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Michael

Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.
Michael you have a stain on your shirt
by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022
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Michael

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn
by japohjui8p09 July 10, 2023
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Michael McCabe

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all
by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018
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Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
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oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.
All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!
by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022
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Michael

The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework
Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro
by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022
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Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn
Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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