Random Shit

You see, random shit literally means Random Shit. A random shit on the street is a random shit.

Guy:"Look at that random shit there, is a random shit."

by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle

oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

by average discord mod April 26, 2023

Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.

Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."

by nyc345 August 16, 2023

Shit Fuck

A phrase someone says when an event happens that isn't so serious but still pisses them off.

Man: *phone slides out of pocket and lands on kitchen floor* "Ah, Shit fuck!"

*phone was okay*

by Daddy Dustin November 4, 2019

Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.

Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*

by The grandma master November 15, 2020

Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.

"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".

by XL43 November 23, 2020

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021