*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"
"I'm shooting my beans!"
by Cummie pooh August 02, 2018
“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”
by ELJAMS June 02, 2024
When a video game has either
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 18, 2023
by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019
by Bend-over November 28, 2013
A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.
“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”
“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
by Beankitten06 December 06, 2018
by NateB456 December 25, 2016