C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

Tom J

THICC

Tom J is very THICC

by Jordiewoo January 1, 2021

type J

the most outperforming breed on the asian import market.

so yeah, the type J is a super crazy ass ride.

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Stinky J

A sailing coach, A best friend, and a Boss the stinky J is the ultimate package

Love u stinky J

by StinkyJentusiest February 4, 2018

Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008