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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
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R/S

I'm in a r/s.

R/S are boring.
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S

Slang for “I am a homosexual
Girl 1: Any guys you like?
Girl 2: S
Girl1: shit my bad
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S

Slang for “I am a homosexual
Used by all genders
Girl1:See any guys you like?
Girl2: S
Girl1:Shit my bad
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B E A N S

THY MOST TASTY SUBSTANCE IN ALL OF 'MERICA AND ALL OTHER 50 STAETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SH- SHE MAKIN B E A N S
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/s

Originates from Reddit. Used to indicate when a comment is /satire.
Birds work for the bourgeoisie. /s
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s w a g

'livvy'
.....livvy - aka s w a g
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