Poop on us

Something bad happens to you and your friends.

Oh well Jassi, poop on us.

by Hermio August 19, 2008

[poop tail]

A tail that you poop out of. A prolapsed anus. A pink sock.

I gave that girl a major poop tail while having anal sex.

by treyg October 22, 2008

poop pile

when an individual and multiple friends/accomplices poop in the same toilet one after the other without flushing. also known as the gauntlet.

me, Chris, and Kyle made a poop pile up to the seat in a Safeway bathroom last night after dinner

by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./ February 3, 2013

Whole Pooping

To have a massive poop.

"Shit man, that guy was whole pooping!"

by Boopers February 23, 2014

poop stripes

Visually displeasing decoration added to one's carpet, upholstery, tp, upper lip, tits, dick, etc. via the action of sliding the item in question across the poop striper's otherwise poorly kept or unwiped asshole.

Dude, that huge shit I just took left some serious poop stripes.

by Wooj Labert June 14, 2014

zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

tree poop

The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)

Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!

by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019