by juddily June 30, 2022
Get the facebook mommug. A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.
by Escobar95 March 26, 2022
Get the FaceBookmug. A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.
by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019
Get the FaceBookmug. When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,
Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
by JustinHaw October 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Exilemug. The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
Get the facebookmug. Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
Get the facebook algorithmmug. A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Fauxlosophermug.