Two-Headed Coomb

Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.

It's a Two-Headed Coomb!
The Two-Headed Coomb has never held the bloody hammer.

by The Coomb Hunter June 01, 2011

Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.

animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.

by dcoder March 30, 2019

two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.

A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player

by Alexandra Thomas September 21, 2015

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 05, 2014

two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something

Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.

by Csine January 17, 2008

two bucket brian

The ability to eat two buckets of popcorn in one short movie. with a diet coke.

I cant believe he pulled a two bucket Brian.. and didn't share..

by smellmyface January 15, 2008

Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023