hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017

Poo

Steamy chocolate that plops out of ur butthole. Just awaiting to see the world outside they’re mommy’s butt wound

“Mommy come check my chocolate’” says Sofia the First
“Umm that’s not chocolate that’s poo.”

by Bobby butt March 17, 2019

POO-TSD

The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).

Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.

Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

Fast Poo

Diarrhea. A term created by Makayla Jones .

Mom, dad, I have the fast poos.

by bobo1778 July 14, 2018

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

Poo-Limit

When driving you go an extra 20mph over the speed limit because you really have to poop

I was turtle-heading so I had to go the poo-limit.

by Satch Jenkins August 5, 2018