Comments, posts, or likes etc.. on a social networking site namely Facebook that you really don't mean. Things that are done because friends and family on Facebook are "watching".
Dude! the way that she replied you know that's Facebook fakery right? If she really meant it. She'd send you a message.
by VizardSpideyNoir May 19, 2014

by SuzieSays November 30, 2020

See "Security Hole."
Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files
by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

facebook vulture
1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.
2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.
2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.
by GibbyP September 9, 2009

The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024

When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.
Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
...
Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
...
Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
by CommonMistake April 2, 2011

Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
