michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick

i want to fuck michael

by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022

Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.

Oh look a Michael.

by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022

Michael Sahinbas

Michael Sahinbas Is a boy of the age of **14 years old**. He has 2 sisters named **Shelley** and **Kalin**, they all love hulkspoo

Michael sahinbas loves hulkspoo

by ShelleyCustard March 18, 2022

Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.

Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!

by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022

Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.

Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022