Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
by anonymous April 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
by Friendswood high school for ki April 14, 2022
Get the MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOYmug. by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022
Get the National Bully Michael Daymug. The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 9, 2022
Get the Michael Baronemug. An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.
Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. 
by IronKing7340 March 27, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.