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Facebook

the place you go to argue with people you thought you knew
aykm, my dear co-Facebookee
by dissedurban November 6, 2025
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Facebook ma

A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.

Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'

Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.

Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.

Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!

Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
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Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
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Facebook

I Like Facebook!”
by Cool :D April 25, 2022
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facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat
Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.
by Timmy January 1, 2015
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facebook chacha

the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.
Hey, check out Tammy and Timmy, they're doing the facebook chacha once again!
by erikhighlander August 1, 2012
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