Ethanol

Yummy stuff!

I drink ETHANOL

by 🍈🍈🍑 February 11, 2026

Ethansecond

One billionth of a zeptosecond.

How long it would take me to lick off the outer candy shell of the purple m&m before reaching her chocolate center.

“The purple m&m is so bad, I only lasted an ethansecond in bed with her!”

by M&M_Lover_69 March 10, 2026

ethansigly

Originally called "Ethan" or "Sigly", the nickname ethansigly originates from a thejackray YouTube video titled, "We are the funniest pirate crew ever." Eventually, the nickname caught so much love and attention, that Sigly--aka Ethan--decided to go the full nine yards and officially change his USERNAME to ethansigly.

Huzz 1: Damn! Check out ethansigly over there!
Huzz 2: Yeah! Whoooo-wee!! He sure is a bubble-butt-big-booty-behemoth stud of a man!

by Jarackai April 2, 2026

Ethaning it

Repeating a joke so many times that it is no longer funny.

"Jesus christ, Carl keeps saying slurs every half second. He's just ethaning it.

by TenOilyMen May 5, 2025

Ethans veiny dih

Ethans Veiny Dih is the biggest ive ever seen or held. personolly as a dude i am astonished at this feet of his massive wang. undeniably HUGE.

have you seen ethans veiny dih

by dininicio May 15, 2025

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.

they are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, he is always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025