I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.
by TheGreenHam June 16, 2010

Ben is a good guy. Always being messy but sometimes funny. Sometimes a snitch but for the good. He does stupid stuff but smart. Sometimes being sexual but for a quick minute. Loves his parents (not in a sexual way)
and his girl. Does anything to charm everybody up . Gives the BEST hugs too. Props to bens!
and his girl. Does anything to charm everybody up . Gives the BEST hugs too. Props to bens!
by im acually a doctor May 24, 2021

by King of chocolate people October 2, 2018

The type of person to overcompensate for being gay by becoming unironically homophobic. He simps over girls who cheat on him and is convinced that girls find car guys attractive. Also calls females bro when he gets nervous around them.
Evan: “Should he invite Ben?”
Jackson: “Naw he’s locked down. Did you see that promise ring on his finger yesterday?”
Jackson: “Naw he’s locked down. Did you see that promise ring on his finger yesterday?”
by 4DoorsMoreWhores699 November 22, 2021

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019
