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The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.
Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact
by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016
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true crime new york city

the Sequel to best selling game truecrime streets of la
true crime new york city is the Best game ever!nypd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he shot me! I Got A warant on you,
by Rufus for President 2012 October 15, 2007
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Riding the Midnight Train to Slab City

Used to delicately explain that someone has died.
"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."
by jhahs44 October 20, 2008
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oregon city jumpman johnson

A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.
Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.
by IownYou24 July 16, 2009
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Motor City Hot Fudge Sunday

Its when some one pisses you off and then you take a shit on the top of their car and let the sun dry it out. (on a hot day)
That guy cut me off... what a dick, Im going to follow him and give him a Motor City Hot Fudge Sunday
by toastynipples666 February 22, 2011
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Long Island city high school

A school located in Long Island city filled with pot heads who get girls pregnant
Boy: yerrrr pop out to lic (Long Island city high school) we finna Cyph
by Saucyboy anonymous January 5, 2019
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Austin City Limits Music Festival

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!
Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 21, 2011
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