A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.
Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.
by certified Simpologist April 22, 2020
by littleaussiebxtch October 24, 2020
by cooterwooter69 January 28, 2020
1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
by Sir Sabby I January 12, 2020
a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.
a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
by snow_white07 March 14, 2020
by Hunterisasimp April 08, 2020