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Pole to Hole Ratio

The ratio of men to women at a place, like a party or bar.
What's the pole to hole ratio there? It's not a sausage fest right?
by Vagueposting September 22, 2019
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butt hole good

When everything is going good including your butthole. Can be shortened to just bhg.
by Maui Thor January 14, 2022
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Iron Deficient A-Hole

Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.

They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.

These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.

Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.

These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
Friend1: Hey! Party tonight at Maggie's! A lot of booze will be there! Want to come?
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
by WuTang4evabroseph July 7, 2011
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the devils loop hole

It's when your girls is super religious, so instead of being able to go in the front door you got to do the devils loop hole and fuck her in the ass.
My girl loves Jesus and wants to keep it pure but I'm horny as fuck, so we use the devils loop hole and now my Dick smells like shit
by Onion dip July 18, 2017
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3 Hole Loosey

When you sneeze, shit and pee all at once.
Yesterday I had a 3 Hole Loosey. So I had to go home a little early.
by HNGOVR January 9, 2018
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Cat in a pie hole

Two females having anal sex using strap on devices
I had amazing cat in a pie hole with ____
by Snarf is a cat October 15, 2016
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poo-hole pluggin

so i met this girl on spring break and went poo-hole pluggin.
by Tino June 1, 2004
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