Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Michael mug.Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
Get the Michael mug.Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)
by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022
Get the Bradley Michael Baasch mug.Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021
Get the Michael mug.When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirge mug.A cool dude who's talented. This dude is athletic smart and has potential to make a lot of friends. He throws away this potential by being rude to people for no apparent reason. One minute his super nice the next he doesn't want anything to do with you. He is caring at times and does have your back when in need. He can also be insecure and needs to realize he has a great personality. And more people would like him if he just stayed true to himself.
by Krayons 213 May 1, 2023
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