Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.

Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!

by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020

facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime

“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”

by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018

Facebook

A disgrace to the name of humanity prejudiced furthering agist hatecrime and safe haven for drugs sale assistance with suicide stolen property human trafficking and penetrative child pornography

Facebook just blocked me again limiting my law enforcement abilities because I hit the wrong button I should shoot someone

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

Facebook

A Site Full Of Eh.. Memes.

“I Like Facebook!”

by Cool :D April 25, 2022

Facebook Filler

The rise of Facebook terms on Urban Dictionary replacing actual inventive wordplay.

6 March
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.

7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.

8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah

"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"

by Helicopter Vagina June 24, 2011

Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.

Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ

by S. Sinani March 30, 2011