Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.

I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.

by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021

facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime

“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”

by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018

Facebook

A disgrace to the name of humanity prejudiced furthering agist hatecrime and safe haven for drugs sale assistance with suicide stolen property human trafficking and penetrative child pornography

Facebook just blocked me again limiting my law enforcement abilities because I hit the wrong button I should shoot someone

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game

8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches

by TheLurch September 8, 2013

Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011

Facebook formal

When you no longer see a person irl but you're still friends on Facebook and might even occasionally interact.

Person 1: "I saw Sarah today, did you go to her babyshower?"
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."

by Pomme de terre December 3, 2020

Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015