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Facebook Familiarity

When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.
Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."

Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"

...

Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"

Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
by CommonMistake April 2, 2011
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Facebook Fracas

Facebook Fracas - an argument, or squabble amongst friends and family on Facebook, the social networking site. Usually caused by bitchy women folk.
A Facebook Fracas usually starts with a comment that can be taken either way and then esculates into all out war on statuses. With people backing up family and freinds with threats of violence towards the friends and family of the person who made the comment.
by BENNYBOY1 March 26, 2011
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Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 27, 2011
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Facebook Poacher

Someone who poaches your wall/friends list and adds people from yours.
Person 1: Hello how're you ? :)

Person 2: Abit agrivated really just found out one of my friends is a facebook poacher.
Person 1: Ooh i hate that its so annoying.
by Cosa nostra its my thang! July 23, 2011
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Facebook Graveyard

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard
by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011
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Facebook Terrorist

n.) a person who blows up facebook with constant wallpost, statuses, comments, etc.
Girl 1: This girl and her friend blow up facebook like its their job.
Girl 2: They're facebook terrorists. Omg.
by Niggawhoknowspeopleandthings August 18, 2011
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Thats Going On Facebook

When Something halarious,stupid, or just plain dumb that somebody says that can be put of facebook for other people to share.
"You gotta call Social Sercurity on them"
(laughter bwahahahaha) Its Social Services ! (more laughter)

Dude Thats Going On Facebook
by Deitz69 December 10, 2011
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