A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
Get the Facebook Bonus Programmug. Facebook content is a lot like depression, give it too much attention and it eventually becomes toxic enough to make you want to kill yourself.
by GboniccsYT September 30, 2017
Get the Facebook contentmug. The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
by Mike Oxrweelibig May 20, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021
Get the Facebookmug. Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.
friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
by pepino dulce March 22, 2022
Get the facebook momificationmug. when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 30, 2010
Get the pocket facebookedmug.