Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity

Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account

by None of your damn business August 12, 2023

Facebook foundation

Where in one lays the foundation for a relationship by commenting on or liking various things that another person posts in order to get their attention and hopefully get to know them better.

Jamie: Lovin' this weather!
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.

by Bossmoonpie July 31, 2012

Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

facebook camp

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.

aw man, i facebook camped all day and she didnt get online ONCE. COME ON!!!

by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010

Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.

Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ

by S. Sinani March 30, 2011

annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post

that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me

by that itch September 8, 2015

Facebook Yanni

Social networking prophets / happy people who blab constantly about life's pleasantries, reasons for gratitude, motivational garbage and intelligent sounding sentiments of chirpiness.

Facebook Yanni is at it again with her filtered photo of baby birds hatching, telling me to "move forward" and "let it go" because "we should be grateful" that we are "blessed". Bite me, Facebook Yanni. I know you're as miserable as the rest of us are.

by SheLarry66 October 3, 2014